Absolutely Crabulous

again matt can't get near PC here is the latest!


whether you live to eat or tuther way round
gordon has an answer for the shrinking pound
eat it all up no matter the taste
not one more scrap shall ye waste!!!!
im really annoyed at the latest sound bite
me and me neighbours love a food fight
as the clock strikes six after mash and meat
we all line up in our northern street
eager hands full of buns
mothers daughters dads and son's
at the ready with the pasta
and jamaican jerk from pete the rasta
custard mustard stale mince pies
we never aim for the eye's!!!!!!
lancashire hot pot cold of course
we shout and scream until were hoarse
and then its gone oh what a laugh
back inside to share a bath
so xxx ya gordon you shall not scupper
were out again in time for supper !!!!

Food Fight!!!!!!

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pmsl!!!! love it!!!

LOL do you have your own poem blog matt? I'd love to see it!!!

he cant get near pc Linda as i am on it! (what a shocker!) so on his behalf i have to thank you for your kind comments and let you know he is looking into a blog thingy (lol we are not too sure what one is but we are learning)!

doh ps have to say big thank you to neta and marg too!!! (sorry i forgot when doing the above post!!))

How very topically.
What a nice way to start my day with a laugh.
Food fights honestly.
Hee Hee

I think his poems deserve their own blog, he might also get spotted by a talent scout! it does happen with blogs!

Matt love you need to save a bun to throw in Gorden's eye pmsl
Very funny love :goodone: