Absolutely Crabulous

another of matts latest offerings - he could not get near pc to post himself as i am on it so i did it for him!! lol hope you enjoy!!


summer is here the clouds have all gone
the sun beats down the heat wave is on
but the miserable xxx who is me pines for cold
moaning and groaning put the summer on hold

its partly the sweats and this warmth makes me toil
and the sun and my meds well they make my blood boil
my wife says stop moaning im lucky i go brown
well i may aswell be albino by the size of my frown

so im tired and so sluggish but i still have my sight
and there lies the problem its fright after fright
it seems when the sun comes some folks they go gosh
and wear all the stuff that was shrunk in the wash

now dont get me wrong folks im not a pit or a clooney
but when i put on my shorts at least i dont mooney
as these clothes like our money are getting so tight
im waiting and waiting for the coolness of night

and just like my car im dying of thirst
as i drive them to primark befrore the seams burst
get out of those clothes your starting to swell
and put on an X X X X X X X L

PMSL that has to be my favorite so far!!!!!!!

I agree linda!! excellent!!

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