27-06-2008, 10:32 PM
Me mum in law Ethel is rather prone
To jump at the ring of her very own phone
When she beckons” tomato” in the shopping aisle
Well what can you say? Just smile
Me dad in law derrick well he likes a bet
But his horses are lame and allergic to sweat
He recoups his loss for at pools he wins most
And each Monday he receives 26p in the post.
My brother in law Rick is a plumber in trade
He tried other things but they never paid
He flirted with electrics shoved a fork in a socket
And Percy shot from
his pants to his pocket
My sister in law Susan is lover of birds
She bankrolled elocution and they mastered their words
i said “sue ones missing “ then as proud as you like
She said “he’s gone outside on his mountain bike”
My cool niece tomato has found loves gold ticket
The bankers a Bolton fan who may turn
to cricket
He has a bad ankle on which he walks ginger
Its showing allegiance to megson the whinger
nephew Alex’s school
must use manure pulped paper
He grows by the second he’s a human sky scraper
They had to eBay him an expanding bed
And put a hole in the wall to make room for his head
This is my family in just a few words
I’ve covered them all from the humans to birds
if I don’t mention
jack ill be under the cosh
And a shout for the cats and the burglar alarm josh